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ask-potionsmaster:

Background: aged parchment
Question: asked by destroyerofnargles, But… sir… I can’t help Neville clean THAT up, everything that’s gotten near it has caught fire and cleanliness charms don’t seem to be working… There go Granger’s notes… now Trevor’s turned orange…
Reply: Evanesco. Now stop bothering me. 

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ask-potionsmaster:

Background: old parchment
Question: asked by ryu-vampiress: Excuse me, Professor, but may I inquire as to how you get your buttons done up in the morning? A voice-recognized charm perhaps? I’ve been looking into some formal wear with a lot of buttons, but was curious if there is a faster way of getting them all done up in a hurry. -Ryu
Reply: I make use of the opposable thumbs nature has granted all us humans. Sometimes it is a privilege to savor the tedious nuances in life.

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ask-potionsmaster:

Background: old parchment
Question: Expelliarmus! Petrificus Totalus! Reducto!
Reply: 10 points from Ravenclaw for inappropriate use of magic against a professor.