From the archives
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Question: asked by ryu-vampiress: Excuse me, Professor, but may I inquire as to how you get your buttons done up in the morning? A voice-recognized charm perhaps? I’ve been looking into some formal wear with a lot of buttons, but was curious if there is a faster way of getting them all done up in a hurry. -Ryu
Reply: I make use of the opposable thumbs nature has granted all us humans. Sometimes it is a privilege to savor the tedious nuances in life.